Friday, October 16, 2009

Your weekly cup of Zoe

"It's so weird to be back in LA." Rachel looks over at Brad (above). "I feel like you literally forgot your pants. I mean, and you have a linen tote bag ..."

Brad: "Hopefully this shoot is a Xanadu and not a Xanadon't."
Rachel, straight-faced and after a long pause: "Do you lie awake at night thinking of the worst jokes in the entire world?"
Brad: "No, they just come to me just before I say them. It's part of my gift."

"Perfume is the final step in getting dressed everyday. It's that perfect finishing touch." - Rachel, on the merits of perfume

"This smells too citrus-ey. I'd like a note of it, but not a whole song."
- Rachel on a potential fragrance

"I used to dunk myself in patchouli oil when I was in college." - Rachel being Rachel

A voicemail Brad leaves Rachel while she's in New York: "Hiiiii Rachel, it's Brad. I hope you're having a good time in New York with Taylor. I know you're probably super busy but I just wanted to let you know that my legs look really, really good in short shorts. Byeeee!"

"This shoot is a Xanadu story taking place in a gym and what we need is a big, hunky beefcake." - Brad, after he and Rachel are disappointed with the effeminate male models they've seen so far

"I really need to find the male equivalent of Jessica Stam."
- Rachel, frustrated

"You could've worn that in Paris, but you didn't get invited."
- Brad to Taylor

"Multi-colored, multi-fabric tranny heel. God knows what. It's absolutely all about the thigh high." - Rachel's final fashion advice for the season


Katherine said...

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.

Great recap! Thank you for making me laugh!!

The Depressed Yogi said...

Is it sad that i can't wait to buy her perfume? And that i'm going to buy it even if i hate it?

Stephanie said...

I'm so glad you mentioned the short shorts.

Chloe (Naturally Frugal) said...

Love the recap, especially since I don't have cable and this is my only link to Rachel Zoe! I wonder if I could find her on hulu?

Mandy said...

I REALLY need to start watching this show! Sounds hilarious! If only I could get my two year old to be engaged in something besides Elmo?!

Hey when you get a chance, could you check out my most recent post on writing and momentum? I know we talked briefly about these things but I'd love to hear any additional thoughts you have on this, from one writer to another - thanks babe!

Here is the link:

Unknown said...

Brad does have some hot legs in shorty shorts :)

Anonymous said...

love it! the shorts were just wacky.

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